Absolutely dogwater

when you suck at the game that bad instead your (dogwater) YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER YOU WERE 10-0 KID

DUDE YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER IM LEAVING COME ON GUYS LETS GO!

by Beau Julius MN May 13, 2021

Absolute CRINGE

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.

Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE

by Chickaboff July 21, 2021

you absolute nut

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003

absolute age

The actual age of an object.

The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.

by Dada truth April 28, 2006

Absolute

it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.

P1: this shows going to be awesome
P2: absolutely

by jude-e December 5, 2001

Absolute

Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New termanlogy courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.

That head is Absolute. He comin' correct.

by Foreknow 4NO Apparel December 9, 2008