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american soldier

american soldier

usually an asshole, has nothing better to do with his life

the modern day ones overuse the word hero, none of them really are

not all of them rape, but most of them do

not all of them kill innocent people for fun, but most of them do

not all of them are common thugs with a title, but most of them are

and fucking degenerates that run around and scream HOORAH...trust me, they do, i

live by them, i should know

always feel superior to you and will get pissed if not treated like a fucking god
american soldier: i make an impact when i come into the room. i just got out of bootcamp for the marines HOORAH, even though i'm stationed in california for the rest of my tour, im a fucking hero. HOORAH

random person: i hope something horrible over there happens so they can send you

off to die.
by xjarheadsrdegeneratesx March 19, 2013
mugGet the american soldiermug.

American car

Something that no longer exists, and hasn't for a long time. Many of the cars produced "Big 3" (Chrysler is now owned by Italian company Fiat BTW, so it's really the big 2 now) are made in Mexico or other foreign nations, while Toyota, BMW, and other foreign car companies have plants in the U.S. Either way, the majority of the parts in the car come from Japan, China, and Korea anyway.
Chevy Owner: "Junk that Beemer and BUY AN AMERICAN CAR!
BMW Owner: "That piece of shit Cobalt was made in Mexico, my 325i was made in South Carolina."
by A.C. Sativa March 10, 2013
mugGet the American carmug.

speak american

what a fat american dumbass says when they don’t know what another language
Covlozs: видишь этого тупого американца? она, наверное, собирается сказать нам какую-то глупость
A fat bitchy karen: Shut up russian terrorists! speak american
Covlozs: что я тебе сказал
by Joey Jackson Johnson June 30, 2022
mugGet the speak americanmug.

american gods

An awesome book about America written by an awesome british dude. There's a Leprechaun who's addicted to heroin, and a gay genie cab driver. I know this definition sucks, just read it.
"Just finished chapter one of American Gods and a Hooker ate a dude with her vagina, what the fuck?"
"Yeah it's pretty weird."
by wsedtrfyguhio November 24, 2013
mugGet the american godsmug.

Radical American

Typically a racist American, may also be sexist and/or xenophobic. As well as thinking USA is the only good country.
Dude, hes just a radical american, lets go, not worth it.
by Atmoman75297 November 22, 2016
mugGet the Radical Americanmug.

Secret American

1. A person of another nationality besides American who is infatuated with American culture and owns American products such as a Ford Mustang or a cowboy hat. They will probably deny being such, but their possessions and pop-culture preferences reveal otherwise.
2. Top Gear U.K. presenter Richard Hammond.
"If you live in England but own a Stetson, Mustang and a Harley Davidson, you might be a secret American."
by Captain_Slow June 10, 2013
mugGet the Secret Americanmug.

fake American

This flag-hugging and traitorous dipshit President is a straight-up fake American!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019
mugGet the fake Americanmug.

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