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Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.
by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010
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Targaryen tampon

The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.
“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon
by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021
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crusty tampon

Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."
by DrunkrFastr April 6, 2016
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Leather Tampon

1: A poorly effective feminine hygiene product. 2: Comedy troop with limited notoriety on Youtube around 2010.
Leather Tampon put out a trailer for a new set of skits, but they split up before it was finished.
by Hellz Wind Staffer December 20, 2020
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Tampon snapback

When you're banging a girl from in the ass and the reach behind and sling a tampon to your buddy.
I hit my buddy with tampon snapback and it hit him in the face. Looked like war paint.
by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019
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tampon princess

Slutty girl who males a big deal when she's on her period
by nnuus February 10, 2019
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Barbie tampons

by Step lupid March 26, 2021
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