Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.

That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch

by TheBeesKnee January 07, 2012

chrome taco

smoking meth using a straw and a taco shaped piece of aluminum foil.

My girlfriend has broken so many meth pipes that I will only let her smoke the chrome taco now.

by C M 2 September 26, 2019

Glossy Taco

If you searched this, you have come from simplynailogical

Lets add a thicc glossy taco!

by gjab48 February 08, 2019

Glossy taco

If you are reading this you are a holo sexual group of the cult leader cristine roughtenburg of simply nail logically

Gotta put on your glossy taco over our beautiful holo nails

by Holosexual25754 December 05, 2018

Velvet Taco

A freshly shaved and showered pussy.

I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.

by Chipdl June 14, 2019

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen June 06, 2011

messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion

Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!

by DoubleOKneeGro April 07, 2010