Someone that overcharges, never smiles and hates life. Typically you'll see this female barista in the Queen Anne Starbucks coffee shop ruining people's days.
by jonnybegood989 November 20, 2009
by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 06, 2019
The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.
Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
by TPea September 16, 2017
The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.
A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect
by Kapitän December 02, 2020
Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).
After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.
by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 10, 2011
by Unicorn_Shits September 23, 2015
by Humboldt glottologist February 26, 2014