Josh Green-Forbes; biggest hypocrite, douche bag, liar, backstabber, lowlife, hater, and gooch-licker ever.
by Team Shoopadaiwuu February 17, 2013
Get the Nigga Sharkmug. Term coined by Randal in the movie Clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a tortilla chip point up in some salsa.
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark."
by Randal Graves December 27, 2004
Get the Salsa Sharkmug. When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.
It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009
Get the Sperm Sharkingmug. by Carina September 5, 2005
Get the shark weekmug. Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).
John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 15, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug. That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
Get the Sheep and Sharksmug. Tonight’s rugby game is sale sharks
They probably won’t win
80 mins later
Score is 99-3 to sale sharks
They probably won’t win
80 mins later
Score is 99-3 to sale sharks
by Victory royale for Biden January 2, 2021
Get the Sale sharksmug.