Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
by Joel Froehlich January 27, 2008
Get the Joel's Lawmug. Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!
by Story-Teller January 5, 2015
Get the Joel Penismug. Joel Reuben Madden. (sickboy)
Lead singer of Good Charlotte the greatest band in the world.
Twin of Benji Madden who is 5 minutes older than Joel.
Guy who cares about animals, war, and suicide.
Joel (and Benji and Billy and Paul) are also hot but r not urs obsessed fans.
All u people who don't like him or Good Charlotte because they 'sold out' or because he's goin out with Hilary Duff suck. (althought that joke at MTV with Hilary about the killers wasn't funny)
Lead singer of Good Charlotte the greatest band in the world.
Twin of Benji Madden who is 5 minutes older than Joel.
Guy who cares about animals, war, and suicide.
Joel (and Benji and Billy and Paul) are also hot but r not urs obsessed fans.
All u people who don't like him or Good Charlotte because they 'sold out' or because he's goin out with Hilary Duff suck. (althought that joke at MTV with Hilary about the killers wasn't funny)
Joel Madden: "I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, we just push on and tour and make music and do whatever."
Fan: whoa! its Joel Madden! I love Good Charlotte!
Fan: whoa! its Joel Madden! I love Good Charlotte!
by me-me-me July 21, 2008
Get the Joel Maddenmug. A wreckless maneuver in an automobile, sometimes leaving it against a tree or in someone's living room.
by Chris860 April 30, 2006
Get the billy joelmug. Joel Turner was an entry for the first Australian Idol. Although rejected by the judges, he still was recognized and performed his beatboxing act at the finals of Australian Idol. Later, he was signed up onto a record label and released the hits; These Kids and Knock Ya Out
Joel Turner is a sign that some of the judges don't know what the people want, and only choose who they like.
by Lunatic January 27, 2005
Get the Joel Turnermug. by Jjj555 September 1, 2021
Get the Sexy joelmug. A daddy joel Is a Knickname given to a joel with a huge cock and balls there cock is overpowering and there coc is maxed out
by ItsNotFlynn69420 September 21, 2021
Get the Daddy Joelmug.