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sex 2.0

The greatest update on earth we all are waiting for...
Rob: Hey Jake, sex 2.0 has been released! What are the new changes?
Jake: Apperantly it's not a pay-to-win anymore. Men now can get multiple orgasm. Sperm count on/off switch. Oh and also removed std bugs.
Rob: very cool!
by ObamaHamburgerSussyBalls February 28, 2022
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A civilization that captures and utilizes the total energy output of its home star, approximately 10^26 watts. This is typically envisioned via a Dyson Sphere or Swarm—a massive array of energy collectors surrounding the star. This civilization operates on a solar-system scale, with the capability to engineer planets, move asteroids at will, and likely begin serious interstellar exploration. The star becomes a utility, a power plant to be maintained and optimized.
Kardashev Type 2.0 Stellar Civilizations Example: The classic icon of a Type 2.0 civilization is a Dyson Sphere. In Larry Niven's Ringworld, the eponymous structure is a Type 2.0 project—a giant ring orbiting a star, capturing a significant fraction of its light for an immense living area. The star is a resource to be managed.
by Abzugal February 3, 2026
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Tray 2.0

Tray 2.0 (noun, slang): A person who spends excessive amounts of time playing video games to the point of having little to no social or romantic life.
He treats real life like an optional side quest and the game like the main storyline… straight Tray 2.0 behavior.
by Poobie Games Official February 21, 2026
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CORN 2.0

The latest can of corn by Ryangular Inc. released on February 13th, 2026. It's packed with corn, electrolytes and salt from the Himalayas. Its predecessor is CORN 1.0. Reviews and critics say it is much more cornier than 1.0. Unfortunately, shipments of CORN 2.0 in Romania have not been started as of Feb. 27, but the makers confirmed there will be sooner or later.
Man 1.0: I got fired from my job last week, and won't be able to afford rent, but CORN 2.0 lets me keep an optimistic view on the situation!

Man 2.0: My mother just got killed in a brutal car accident, but CORN 2.0 saved me from my crippling depression!

Man 3.0: I've been falsely accused of mass genocide and I have no way to prove that I didn't do it, but thankfully CORN 2.0 has helped me look past it and not worry about trivial matters!
by BlueSalmonBurger February 27, 2026
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