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after school app

One shady ass app with fucked up automated posts and even worse actual posts
"Did you see the one that said he wanted to fuck Sarah's eyeballs out?"
"Yeah that was the after school app that posted that"
"What about the one that said they wanted to kill Brianna, stuff her into a dog and fuck the dog to death?"
"Oh yeah that was Mike"
by Cokuspocus March 29, 2016
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After class

Your fucking your hot teacher after class
Tom : you want to see after class me miss?
Teacher: get your ass in that seat and fuck me!
by Fshtdysh dee January 11, 2022
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After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!
Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*
by eskimo kiss January 15, 2013
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after sex phone call

just like it sounds a call made after sex
i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie
by adam schilling November 10, 2002
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after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
by benormous May 4, 2006
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after sesh

when you are your high as hell and your done smoking weed

you have a cigarette right after to intensify your buzz

the ultimate end to a sesh
yo bra, put down the bong and lets hit up an after sesh
by trav-s September 21, 2007
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After Birth

(noun): Shortly after taking a massive crap, you have the sudden urgency to go again. The second time around it is called after birth.
After walking down the hall after my time on the throne was complete, I sprinted back the way I came knowing the after birth was on its way.
by Fishstick1331 October 13, 2011
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