"The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.
G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015
Get the Ex-girlwifemug. What I was a dub? I did what, I thought what? I must have been brain dead, thank god I'm an ex-dub now!
by Ithink/Iam August 11, 2009
Get the ex-dubmug. “Shit man, I was making out with Angelina at the Oscars when Jennifer came out of nowhere and eyeballed the crap out of me. Fuck, I hate ex-posure.”
by Brangelina April 24, 2014
Get the Ex-posuremug. FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.
Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.
Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?
2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.
3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.
2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.
3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.
by Bryan Smart November 10, 2008
Get the Fed Exmug. the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore!! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know!!!!!
man what a back stabber
man what a back stabber
boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough*
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people
by ebsky December 28, 2005
Get the ex boyfriendmug. Girls or women who may cause complications with your present or future relationship. They are not ready for their ex to move on, and will do practically anything to get them back. Not all ex girlfriends are like this though.
My boyfriend's ex girlfriend won't leave him alone and is making it hard for him to move on already.
by anonymous one for the pages June 18, 2008
Get the ex girlfriendmug. I just talked to my ex boyfriend...
- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!
- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!
by jesta:--> October 19, 2003
Get the ex boyfriendmug.