phantom boner

When the penis becomes erect but you can not for the life of you think why the blood is rushing to your phallus, then you are in possession of a phantom boner. It has no reason to be there, just like Hitler at a Bahmitzvah, It just shouldnt be there.

You are in church singing a glorious hymn, but why oh why are you pointing to the heavens? The phantom boner has taken over and wont go away for at least half an hour

by Keithmorreason November 16, 2009

phantom dump

The curious turd, which following its natural passage from arse to toilet, does not require your arse to be wiped. Phantom dumps are usually detected upon effecting the wipe procedure. Examination of the toilet paper reveals that you have been haunted/visited by a phantom dump.

"Hey man, I've just had a phantom dump"

by Gaza August 7, 2006

Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.

'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"

by Lys November 28, 2004

Phantom Deuce

n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.

Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.

by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005

phantom ginger

Someone who dyes their hair and eyebrows red... so they look like a natural redhead

Dawndy is such a phantom ginger her real hair color is blonde.

by amherst annie March 11, 2009

Phantom of the Office

Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".

Phantom of the Office: I would take off my coat, but all that remains is charred flakes of skin.

by Phantom Phan March 7, 2009

Phantom Planet

The band that which the theme to the show The O.C. would not exist. Phantom planet began all the way back in 1994 nearly fifteen years together the band successfully released over four records and countless rarities and b-sides. They played where they began and ended at the Troubadour in california. they have made appearances in The bad news bears appearing as the blood farts, and in the v show american dreams as the band the zombies.
Members are of 2008 and till the end
Alexander Greenwald / vocals and guitar
Jeff Conrad/ Percussion
Sam Farrar/ Bassist and vocals
Darren michael Robinson/ Lead Guitar and vocals

Former member
jason Schwartzman/ percussion

As of December of 2008 The band has been in hiatus and has released their latest video dropped with eric warheim of tim and eric awesome show great job!

"Phantom Planet is the reason you still want play some air guitar at the beach in California"

Phantom planet are a progressive rock group from California with whom in some ways can be related to Rooney.

by Kurt Matthew Gabriel Santana January 29, 2009