Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.
by CommonSimp January 26, 2023

Toxic Support is when someone is encouraged to continue a certain goal such as doing harm to others or themselves.
Random Fat Person: "I feel so unhealthy. I think I am too fat. I need to lose weight to be healthy."
A person giving Toxic Support: "No, You are fine you shouldn't work out. You should love yourself. Don't listen to doctors saying you are at risk because of your health."
A person giving Toxic Support: "No, You are fine you shouldn't work out. You should love yourself. Don't listen to doctors saying you are at risk because of your health."
by TotallyNotARobot101010 June 21, 2023

"Dude I just checked Twitter, there was so much toxic waste."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."
by Cxdavreous March 4, 2021

by lmao111111111112 April 8, 2019

by evil bannana06 February 9, 2021

Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").
John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.
by house rules July 6, 2009

Moms that’s don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves and ruin your life mentally emotionally or physically. Even though they say stuff like “I just want what’s best for you” their actions always show other wise and they pretend to the outside world like they’re such a great parent to make you look ungrateful or disrespectful with no morals
Tay’s toxic mom says she wants what’s best for her daughter even though she constantly talks about Tay behind her back and hits her for no reason
by lifeisweirdasf111 September 25, 2022
