Fap Rash

The rash you get on the tip of your penis from over fapping without lubricant. The skin becomes ultra sensitive in a bad way.

I cant walk to the store because every step I take causes my pants to rub on my fap rash and it hurts.

by seamoanz September 28, 2009

Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Chevy impala and gets baked for no reason

Micheal bos is a fap rag

by Getrektbos December 3, 2019

golf fap

When someone masturbates inaudibly.

Bob was golf fapping while I was sleeping in his room.

by dirtysavant February 11, 2012

Taxi-fap

Vigorously masturbating in the back of a taxi cab, preceding a monster load shot on the back of the seat, without having to worry about cleanup.

"Yo, Clark, you'd never believe that awesome taxi-fap I just threw down in that yellow cab."

by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.

Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.

by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014