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lying nigel

Look it’s lying nigel again thinking he’s going to win an election
by Hellminion September 20, 2025
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nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL
by mrs tosser September 22, 2025
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Nigel

(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo
A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.
by Lnmb January 6, 2019
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Nigel

A word you use when you see a black man, but are in his earshot and don't want the shank.
Oi, there's a Nigel over there.
by Jiggera June 3, 2018
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Dirty Nigel

To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.
“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”

of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”

“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”

Love you too you cheeky monkey”
by Rachel1980 August 9, 2025
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Nigel

When you fancy a few beverages (Beveraaaage) you can have a Nigel Farage, shortened simply to a cheeky "Nigel".
Oi lads, anyone fancy a Nigel?
by BernardMatthews April 23, 2019
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