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Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.
Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.
by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025
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amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.
Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.
by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023
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Coin Slot

Coin Slot is a female vagina/pussy. it is called this because they look very similar and can both have things like coins put inside of them
jess:Woah%20Becca,%20you%20have%20a%20great%20coin%20slot!!%0ABecca%3AThanks,%20you%20too%20jess.%0AJess%3Awell%20i%20should%20get%20going%20now%20you%20filled%20my%20coin%20slot%20up%20and%20i%20am%20very%20done.%0ABecca%3AOkay!%20hope%20u%20had%20a%20great%20time Coin Slot
by badbishhhpussy March 18, 2024
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mailbox slot

When those with a penis urinate at just the right angle to pee between the toilet and the seat, leaving the floor, the toilet, and maybe their pants a bit more yellow.
Honey, I need a roll of paper towels. Hit a bit of a mailbox slot over here.
by Skototropism July 12, 2024
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British Coin Slot

A British Coin Slot is a very noticeable gap in the teeth.
Last night at the party I was about to talk this chick up, but then I noticed she had a British Coin Slot and that turned me off.
by NollieTruckFlip January 10, 2023
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