When someone squats over a sleeping person's face, and someone else wakes the sleeping person. As soon as the sleeping person wakes up, the squatting person shits all over his face.
by shuffshuff May 24, 2013
Get the Brown Bettymug. by Tonk Pils January 6, 2007
Get the Brown Carmug. A "brown bag" is a term used to describe a bowel movement into ones undergarments. Typically it results from the overwhelming, albeit mistaken urge to pass gas. This is fairly common in young children and the elderly. The term "brown bagging it" is often used to describe bringing ones lunch to school or work. While considered related in that one can result in the other, the two terms have entirely different meanings and consequences.
Johnny rushed to catch the bus for school. His mother yelled "Johnny, you forgot your lunch". Johnny's friend Timmy sat next to him on the bus and said " so you are brown bagging it today". Johnny did not respond as the bus continued on its journey to school. As the bus pulled up to the school to drop the children off, Timmy and the rest of the children stood up to leave. Johnny sat motionless in his seat. Timmy said "come on Johnny". Johnny broke into tears and Timmy could smell the odor of feces. The bus driver approached and asked if Johnny was ok. Johnny responded "no", and said in between sobs, "I have a brown bag".
by whoins November 20, 2010
Get the Brown Bagmug. by monkeyspunk December 12, 2003
Get the Brown Indianmug. Little to his knowledge, Tony was about to receive a steaming pile of feces on his belly. Jessica sure did give him the ol' Brown Cowgirl!
by Deer Cock January 10, 2012
Get the Brown Cowgirlmug. Is Steve coming for a drink tonight? Don't think so mate, last I heard he was lining up a brown derby with those two from last week.
by Def in Vegas February 3, 2013
Get the Brown Derbymug. 