ur mom.

a reply to litterally anything.

"Whatcha doing?"
"ur mom."

"Knock kncok"
"whos there'
"ur mom."

"Hi-"
"UR MOMM"

by sunflowerseeds88q4854353nf August 12, 2022

ur mom

"ur mom," the popular phrase off tiktok and other interent platforms used as either a comeback or as a joke.

person 1: who cares if you got a new cat?
person 2: ur mom
person 1: why my mom, not dad?
person 2: ur dad left for the milk, that's why

by djflkasdjfkadsjlkfjdlkfjldskjf January 10, 2023

ur sister mister

ur sister mister- the ultimate comeback that can never be countered so you always win with.

jeff: ur grandpap a trap

dave: ur sister mister

everything dies the earth implodes and the big bang happens again

by ur mum gay lol May 16, 2018

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

ur mom

epick burn you tell people when they're being gay

person: you're a bitch
you: ur mom

by i dont like bread January 8, 2023

ur speces feces

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur grand pap a trap combined.
Every time this is said, 1/4 of humanity instantly dies

Frank: Ur Mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Patrick: Don’t make me do it

Frank: Ur Granny Tranny and ur grand pap a trap
Patrick: ur speces feces

*Frank vomits feces and dies along with 1/4th of humanity*

by KazuMys April 6, 2018

joshin ur pegs

when ur j fuckin w someone n want them to know it’s not that deep

“I don’t actually like the Backstreet Boys man it’s just that one song can u stop playing them on ur jbl everytime u get in my car”
“Yo bro don’t be a pussy bout it I’m jus joshin ur pegs man”

by t.ri.stan October 17, 2023