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Turkish Turtlehead

When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.
Jakub: “That Turkish Turtlehead was one for the history books!”
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Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured
Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!
by Shaolin Dave June 13, 2025
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Jewish Turtleneck

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”
by TaeBigg June 16, 2025
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Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle
Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”
by MissMartini September 7, 2025
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free the turtles

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.
by Pocahon January 26, 2016
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“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.
I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”
by Aantazy January 2, 2018
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TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020
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