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Beat Box

Any electronic device used to view pornographic material and masturbate (i.e., beat-off), particularly a device, such as a lap top, whose use is limited to viewing pornography and beating-off in order to avoid 1) infecting other devices with porn site viruses; and 2) situations where porn windows are left open or porn is in the search history and guests using a smart phone or household lap top will discover it.
I was working from home and saw my neighbor's hot wife bent over gardening from my office window. Instantly I had a raging titanium boner and was inspired to beat-off. So I put my work lap top away, grabbed my beat box, and commenced a solid 52 minute jerk session.
by B Wilbur Dee August 28, 2015
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Beer Boxing

A boxing match in which the participants must hold a large cup of beer. They must finish the entire cup before they can knock out their opponent and they cannot spill any.
Dude, save your strength. We're beer boxing later!
by K200574290 February 28, 2009
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Glory box

When a man sticks his penis through the hole of a box and a woman opens it as a present for her birthday or another holiday.
Johnny gave Susie a glory box the other day!
by Grandmanumnums April 22, 2017
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chicken box

A mishearing of chickenpox (varicella), a viral illness characterized by a very itchy red rash. Commonly heard in South Wales, in particular Llanelli.

Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
"Taffy, worra those big scabs yew are scratchin' there? I bet you 'ave the chicken box!"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
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jack in the box

When the tip of the penis pokes the entrance to the vagina (meant to be enticing). This process continues momentarily until the penis decides to make forcefull penetration.
"you anticipate it just like a jack in the box!!!!"
by candykane January 26, 2009
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Box of Secrets

When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.
When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.
by ChaosDemon January 13, 2011
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box classic

The act of holding a box infront of oneself whilst playing hide and seek, creating the illusion for the seeker of a box, rather than a person. Especially effective when playing hide and seek in the dark.
Seeker: I can't find Ian, all i can find are boxes.
Found hider: Perhaps he's doing the box classic?
by Liam Casey December 9, 2008
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