Any electronic device used to view pornographic material and masturbate (i.e., beat-off), particularly a device, such as a lap top, whose use is limited to viewing pornography and beating-off in order to avoid 1) infecting other devices with porn site viruses; and 2) situations where porn windows are left open or porn is in the search history and guests using a smart phone or household lap top will discover it.
I was working from home and saw my neighbor's hot wife bent over gardening from my office window. Instantly I had a raging titanium boner and was inspired to beat-off. So I put my work lap top away, grabbed my beat box, and commenced a solid 52 minute jerk session.
by B Wilbur Dee July 28, 2015
A boxing match in which the participants must hold a large cup of beer. They must finish the entire cup before they can knock out their opponent and they cannot spill any.
by K200574290 February 28, 2009
A computer usually a laptop(very expensive); with state of the art configuration. It is usually given to geeks working for tech companies
The beef box beefbox I got from work is FAST; now I don't get to browse the while waiting for a program to open.
by geekarus December 15, 2011
When a man sticks his penis through the hole of a box and a woman opens it as a present for her birthday or another holiday.
by Grandmanumnums April 22, 2017
A mishearing of chickenpox (varicella), a viral illness characterized by a very itchy red rash. Commonly heard in South Wales, in particular Llanelli.
Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
by w00fdawg September 05, 2005
When the tip of the penis pokes the entrance to the vagina (meant to be enticing). This process continues momentarily until the penis decides to make forcefull penetration.
by candykane December 29, 2008
To shun, banish, excommunicate, fire, or otherwise remove a person from a situation. From the (new) Battlestar Galactica series.
According to the Battlestar Wiki - "To box a Cylon is to download a particular humanoid Cylon's consciousness from his or her body into cold storage indefinitely...". This has the effect of eliminating all copies of that Cylon model.
According to the Battlestar Wiki - "To box a Cylon is to download a particular humanoid Cylon's consciousness from his or her body into cold storage indefinitely...". This has the effect of eliminating all copies of that Cylon model.
Alan: "So what happened to George?"
Joe: "The guy was totally incompetent so we had to box that model."
Joe: "The guy was totally incompetent so we had to box that model."
by Dave of Maine April 22, 2008