faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

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EGG

Won world record on beating kylie jenner's most like post!

Wow eggs are eggs!

by Errol Beebe January 16, 2019

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egg

you shove it up your ass

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit that egg hurt but i gotta get it through customs"

by vestiary egg July 14, 2022

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Mr Egg

a wonderful among us bean in the seiries GameToons, which is a shitty animation and storytelling company that likes money. mr egg is an amazing, british, pink/orange/maroon, cute among us character in among us logic. a seires that wasnt shit.

human 1: my favorite character in aul is mr egg!
human 2: didnt he replace mr cheese?
human 1: the gentleman replaced mr cheese dumbass

by yeetydagamerr July 16, 2022

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Egg

A egg is a good. It also has a different name, and that name is Taylor Beamish

So I’m discussing what a egg is. A egg has more than one name suck as Taylor beamish. Eggs can be used to make scrambled eggs, fried egg, and poached egg

by Taylor Beamish December 10, 2019

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