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Gumby Fuck

Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.

May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."

"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011
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fuck hour

1.) a unit of time equating to the average fuck time
2.) the time when your partner plans ahead for sex
"Heading to lunch. Be back in a fuck hour or so"
"Babe, it's almost time for our fuck hour"
by JPN0111 December 31, 2017
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Stumble-A-Fuck

a game in which consists of selecting three random candidates, supplied by stumbleupon.com (babes section), where players must place each candidate into a separate category of kill, fuck, or marry.
"Hey John you want to play Stumble-A-Fuck"
"Yea lets pull up some hot bitches"
by M.J.S December 6, 2012
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fuck me

Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle
Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.
by HAIL January 5, 2005
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fuck lips

A girl with nice lips who you like to get oral sex from.
Jennie has some fuck lips.
by tommy larkin December 6, 2006
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fuck yall

slang. a simple term which is a target of at least 2 or more people which is basically telling them to fuck off.
gangstaz:yo foo come get u some give me yo chedda
innocent pedestrian: FUCK YALL!!!!
by nfiver August 29, 2003
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Fuck Gnome

An term used in extreme annoyance and fury to an individual exhibiting the characteristics of an obnoxious asshole, while being extremely unattractive, almost troll-like. A term first used in the early 60's to exemplify individuals who engaged in unprotected sex with many partners while being unable to afford devices for hair-removal. Over the years the term has varied in accordance with each generatonal use. From the late 70's to the mid 90's the term was once again changed to describe an extremely unattractive male actor in pornography, coined by comedian Pablo Garcia in his usual stand-up routine.
"Baby shut the fuck up, you fuckin Fuck Gnome, Damn!!!"
by Pab G. October 20, 2008
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