Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

Rats ass

What you give when you're all out of fucks to give

I don't give a rats ass

by J-bird-w May 23, 2017

Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog

"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Armrest Ass

A person with whom you are not acquainted who sits directly next to you in a movie theater, play theater, or other public place along these lines. They then have the audacity to stretch their arm out onto what was once your armrest, creating any incredibly uncomfortable and unenjoyable movie-going experience.

"I was super pumped to watch the new Harry Potter movie, but this armrest ass pretty much ruined it for me.

by DaFerginator November 23, 2010

ass wrapper

A short, tight skirt that covers a girls ass like saran wrap.

John: Did you see that shit?

Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.

by Coach P July 13, 2006

microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

Big ass

Many girls have a very large ass Kennedy is one of them this is good thing for many men

Damn Kennedy got a big ass

by The big man4002 August 20, 2017