Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

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salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick

The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.

by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024

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Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed

“I fucking love silly plants!”

by Taperoid March 29, 2024

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Silly Gooosse

Silly Goose is a term that is predominantly used in the ECHO Support discord server

Apzrn, oh how ECHO is such a little Silly Gooosse

by carson5212 March 31, 2024

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Silly Car

A short phrase that's used by many annoying people. Silly is used in a cute way, and "Car" is supposed to be spelt cat but they spell it as cat purposely. God, I hate people who say "Silly Car". It's mainly said in the comment sections of cats that are cute on Tiktok.

(insert cute video of cat)
"Such a silly car!! :3"
Another person: "KILL YOURSELF!!"

by BoxCardboard April 1, 2024

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