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Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone with inserting your tongue into their butthole unexpectedly while doing the famous yoshi cry.
Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma thought it would be funny to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up
by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019
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Punch Drunk

When someone had stayed up long they begin to act disoriented.
Awe shit!!! There goes Amber again knocking shit over she must be punch drunk after being awake for two days!
by 77TamBam80 November 3, 2025
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Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.
‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”
by kirby1000 May 29, 2022
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Punch

Using stolen credit/debit cards in order to buy something for your own good.
I just hit a punch on a Plain Jane bout 3 weeks ago.
by Didionroeblock July 17, 2023
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Gremlin Punch

Getting sick after having not eaten all day then drinking alcohol.
Man, I didn't eat anything all day before I drank, then the gremlin punch hit me and I barfed all over.
by FlyingKangaroo April 2, 2010
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Punching the Partridge

Another term for having a wank
"John's just upstairs punching the partridge at the moment, he'll be back soon"

"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 11, 2025
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Cock punch

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!
The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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