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Potato

potato
i like potato
by Astoofo March 28, 2022
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Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.
Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.
by Zocmysock January 23, 2022
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potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out
" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"
by anonymous January 28, 2022
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potato peeler

Anyone that has a big gap between their front buck teeth that looks like they can peel a potato with them.
That lady's teeth are gapped that I bet she can bite into a potato use them as a potato peeler.
by Sabaka z Mahusky February 1, 2022
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POTATOES

YUMMY YOU CAN MAKE FRIES AND CHIPS AND OTHER STUFF
Omg potatoes can save your own life it taste so good
by LOVE YOUR MOM February 10, 2022
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House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house
Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.
by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022
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Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.
Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!
by iqpodz March 31, 2022
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