one-text bitch 

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.

Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)

one-text bitch by mbs805 October 26, 2010

One-Flush Special 

The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.

Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"

One-Flush Special by Habertown December 23, 2010

One Man Joke 

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.

One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it

One Man Joke by sarflondoner December 27, 2010

one-der 

A one-der is a date without repeat. A booty call without keeping the phone number.

What's the status of that girl you took home last night?
She was just a one-der...

one-der by ericizmine January 24, 2011

one hold 

When answering the phone, the proper response to combine "One minute / second" and "Please hold".

Yes, I can get Mr. Smith for you, one hold please.

one hold by bidnit2 March 5, 2011

One man chillage

Being male and single.

Not long til I'm fighting them off with a really cool stick. So, I'm gonna enjoy living this 'one man chillage' for a while...

One man chillage by Budben1 April 13, 2011

One Pieced 

Term used in Lacrosse.
To check (hit) someone's stick so hard, the player accidentally drops his Crosse (stick).

Man, Matt just go One pieced by that defender.

One Pieced by Thad Badassle April 18, 2011