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Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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Straight YouTube

When someone does something worthy of being broadcasted on YouTube.
Amber: OMG did you see that girl fall down the steps!?

Shantora: OMG what? No!

Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!
by LoveThoseBritishBoys October 30, 2010
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straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.
Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.
by fliedlice October 20, 2015
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Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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straight rips

To purse an idea, goal, or dream even if the odds are against you. Having no doubts and worries of the outcome. Being confident enough to take action towards one's desires. Can be written as st8 rips for short hand.
"I took a straight rip when I moved out here, I have no regrets it's been awesome ever since."

"Jeff did so many straight rips on his work, now it's being recognized in Times magazine"

"I kept fumbling on getting my business started, but all that really matters is that I tried and I would have never known the outcome if I didn't do straight rips."
by Poggz September 23, 2022
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Straight Twinkies

A set of two.
Bro I just got a collateral....straight twinkies

#yosoyeelprimo
by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020
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straight envy

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.
"You have Straight Envy! "
by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017
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