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guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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madan people

madan is a hellish place where the survivor are called "madan people". This place brings memories that the survivors will never forget nor escape.
"holy shit, they're madan people!"
"it must be rough for them to survive in that place for 3 years straight."
by itsnotblue November 22, 2021
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Hockey People

Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.
"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."
by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022
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Don't record people without their consent

"Don't try to catch me molesting the retards!" ~ Kendra McKeefry (retard molester)
Hym "Sorry, what's that Matt? I couldn't hear you. Did you say something about how the guy who pretends to be me leaked a bunch of revenge porn and how you only care because it's happening to these YouTube girls? THIS IS WHY the thing I said. The thing I said was supposed to prevent shit like THAT from happening. But for that to work YOU... Have to not be a fucking retard. And even now you're trying to broaden it into do some general rule that is completely divorced from reality. Don't record people without their consent or don't distrubute porn without the permission of the people is besides the point. He wouldn't have be able to do that without your veil of silence. It wouldn't have been an issue. What she needs to do is sue destiny AND YouTube. They need to ban his ass and the assessment of everyone who knew about him INCLUDING YOU. And then they need to send me a formal apology and some asmr girls. And I will even help YouTube do it. I'll write them a complete list. You cocksuckers need to be reminded that you are ENTERTAINMENT and you are not shit beyond that. You ENTERTAINMENT. Me creator of AI."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Bobby People

"Bobby People" is a colloquial term used affectionately to refer to a subset of Jewish individuals who are renowned for their coins, banks, and their time in Auschwitz. Bobby People are often celebrated for their cultural contributions, entrepreneurial spirit, and emphasis on education (which they suck at succeeding in). They are known for their close-knit communities and dedication to degrade fat white people. Overall, "Bobby People" embodies a horible and disgusting aspect of Jewish identity.
I dislike bobby people!
Hey are you Jewish? I knew you were one of those bobby people!
Who are bobby people?
by You are my goonshine April 19, 2024
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Weak people

The human race (the one and only race there is) will only be allowed to give full and equal credit to the strength and heroics of both sexes (and all people, regardless of what they look like or who they fuck, whether it be the same or opposite sex) when they are finally allowed to give credit to all human weakness equally, and not focus on just the male half of human weakness. And thanks to human weakness, those days might be a long ways off, as human weakness tends to keep things off balance and off any course that could become/turn into anything but bullshit.
Once humans can honor all weak people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category) they can finally begin to honor the strength in all people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category). One day you might see a black James Bond, a female triple X, a gay or lesbian president, or anything else you can imagine, but that can only be if human weakness is honored as well (and without waking up and fighting, that won't happen).
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
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Glop People

Glop People or a glop person is one that possess characteristics of that of a reddit moderator, or a person of Walmart, extremely degenerate, midwit intelligence or lower, unhygienic, owns various Funko pops among other dumb shit.
Man look at those glop people over there in their pj's and marvel shirts at the McDonald's Walmart at 2:30 in the afternoon, fuckin bums.
by Based Department June 21, 2025
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