by Hunk Golden March 5, 2019

by Nargath April 2, 2020

The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
by nate.dawg October 3, 2008

by alex p. aka tonys dad September 27, 2006

When someone snores so fucking loud on call that it makes you wanna squeeze orange juice into your dick hole.
by ShrimpBallBaby April 26, 2020

A very smelly vagina
by Alottaf Agina and Ama Weenar January 1, 2009

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013
