chocolate monkey face

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

Chocolate Rock Star

Essentially, it is a Rusty Trombone done on a female. Instead of the back and forth motion of the hand job given during the rusty trombone, the motion is an eighties hairband windmill using the guitar pick to flick her snizz

My mom caught me doing the chocolate rock star on that chick Eric Wagner kidnapped.

by The Alcalde January 13, 2009

Chocolate cream pie

When you cum in a girls ass and the cum is brownish when it comes out.

I butted in her ass and it came out as a chocolate cream pie.

by Samhugecox March 18, 2015

Chocolate Covered European

Term for Black People that the black community is generally offended with for betraying their roots usually for dating Caucasian girls, dressing too white, talking too white, etc. In addition, someone who might be dark skinned on the outside but have the personality and characteristics of a white person.

That Michael is nothing but a Chocolate Covered European because he is a hypocrite to his own people by lying & dropping dimes on them

by tuffpuff June 28, 2008

chocolate merengue pie

When a black dude blams in two Latinas

Deshawntray made a chocolate merengue pie with Gabriella and Alejandra. Nine months later he had two kids.

by mdb69 December 9, 2015

chocolate cookie race

A race between 2 or more people where you place an oreo cookie between your butt cheeks and race but if you lose the race or drop your oreo you must eat it.

Tyler lost the chocolate cookie race but I think he enjoyed eating his cookie...

by ROCK_44_ March 27, 2016

Chocolate Animal Cracker

The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.

I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"

by TheChocolateAnimalCracker September 24, 2012