by mr.hole January 19, 2010
by thatmlpfan April 03, 2020
When, in a drunken stupor, one sends a text to his "bros" requesting online gaming support during generally accepted booty call hours. A variation of the booty call.
Josh (2:23 AM): Bro gett on xbox live NOW i just finished my natty lite n i wanna play LOL
Jacob (2:26 AM): Thanks for the bro booty call, i'll be on soon
Jacob (2:26 AM): Thanks for the bro booty call, i'll be on soon
by IAmTheBean June 21, 2012
by Senor Eduardo February 20, 2003
Named for it's creator, it is a hollowed out dildo made to slide over the shaft of the penis. This makes it possible to have anal sex with other men without feeling weird about it, essentially enabling the wearer to claim that he is not gay.
Guy 1: "I can't believe you were diddlin' some dude's dirtbox when I walked into the apartment last night."
Guy 2 (holding booty's thick 8): "Dude, I ain't gay."
Guy 2 (holding booty's thick 8): "Dude, I ain't gay."
by I dig chicks hey May 23, 2007
Asian Booty Disease, also known as ABD is a complication that effects 99.7% of the Asian population. It is usually noted at the age of 15 by young Asian girls who try to shake their ass like black girls in music videos seen on BET and MTV.
There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.
There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.
Victoria: Why is my ass so flat?
Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.
Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.
by GUDDAGUDDA April 06, 2010
by Dan Ibbotson October 01, 2007