Dirty Alfie

When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her

The people in the fast food restaurant did a dirty Alfie

by Mike literus July 8, 2020

Dirty Karim

An act so vile that even Urban Dictionary refuses to detail what goes on during the act.

OMG, he's not doing a Dirty Karim, is he?!?!?

by Nargath April 2, 2020

dirty smurf

The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.

Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.

by nate.dawg October 3, 2008

dirty dillon

it is when ever you engage in sexual intercourse on top of an all terrain vehicle

we went muding on the 3 wheelers and we did a dirty dillon.

by alex p. aka tonys dad September 27, 2006

Dirty Octopus

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.

Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013

Dirty Hoffman

A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.

Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.

by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022

dirty zak

A fucking outrageously hot and stinky poo that burns your asshole so much that you end up having to get an operation. IT IS DEADLY

OMG I had a Dirty Zak for two weeks and my bum is itchy

by ItchyA$$hole July 21, 2020