Old Cream

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Old Hopkings spiced gold rum or Captain Morgans with two parts Cream Soda.

Just had a Woody Woodpecker down the park time to relax with an Old Cream

by Meier's Massiv July 22, 2015

grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up

"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine

by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015

old face syndrome

OFS for short, when a girl or guy looks way older than they are. Could be caused by too much sun, smoking, makeup or bad genes.

His new girlfriend has old face syndromeand she's younger than me!

by Leedubs84 August 1, 2015

Old school not it

instead of not it, you do NOT say "not it." The first one who says "not it" loses and has to do whatever.

Want to play old school not it?

by Cats.are.my.life July 18, 2016

Semi old people

Most likely your parents.

My parents are semi old people

by 123van October 24, 2016

withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016