He is the most fucking piece of shit you will ever find. You will beg for you god damned life, should you ever come across one of those shitbags. Anyone would rather eat 50 pounds of elephant shit per second than be with one of them for even a minute.
by alex_is_bad February 3, 2022
Get the Alexmug. One of the biggest alphas in darfield likes robbing pensioners for their
cigarettes.
proud owner of 8 ferrets
Always begs you for food
This rare creature can be sighted around longbow park can also be found at the back of the local corner shop
cigarettes.
proud owner of 8 ferrets
Always begs you for food
This rare creature can be sighted around longbow park can also be found at the back of the local corner shop
by Barnsleyguy November 14, 2020
Get the Alex (skipper) embletonmug. Alex's are VERY kind and loving. If your friends with an Alex, make sure you keep them they always lighten the mood and make life in general funnier and worth living. NEVER get on an Alex's bad side, while it can be VERY hard, it is still possible and you will regret your life if you do so... But if you are on an Alex's good side, then your with the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented and handsomest ;) person ever and completely perfect man in the world! An Alex usually has one big hobby that he loves and is usually bad at one school subject (most of the time math..) An Alex is the best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex is just flawless. BUT if you're not careful with an Alex, you may find yourself falling in love with him! <3
by TruthOfName November 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Alex is the cutest boy you will ever meet, even though he seems like a bitch sometimes once you sit down and talk with him you’ll understand him better. He’s the kind of person who always raises their hand in math class and never likes to work by himself. If your close to an Alex keep him close and never let go
by Rebecca872 October 15, 2019
Get the Alexmug. The most amazing guy anyone has ever met. He is good at everything and will always make you smile and laugh like a giddy little bitch. He is also super hawt and gives you butterflies whenever you so much as think of him. He has a giant cock and is good in bed and EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT I AUGHDJHUSBND
(Me) "Alex is my boyfriend and I love him"
(Some bitch named Bethany or something) "omg I'm sooo jealous of you Alex is so hot"
(Me) "grrrrr get away from my mans RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK BARK ARRGGG"
(Some bitch named Bethany or something) "omg I'm sooo jealous of you Alex is so hot"
(Me) "grrrrr get away from my mans RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK BARK ARRGGG"
by NoelTheWeirdo November 1, 2022
Get the Alexmug. 