apple chunker

One who chunk's apples across room's while ejaculating wild piranhas.

Griffin is such an apple chunker at school.

by George Binger August 31, 2016

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 20, 2025

Apple

It is a type of fruit which has many different variations including the granny apple, pink lady and many more

Mother, may I have a apple please?

by Bob Janes, T marrrrttttt August 10, 2023

Apple

Technology for sad people, desperate to pretend they're cool.

Sariah is so pathetic. She bought an iPhone thinking that would fix it, but she didn't realize Apple makes you more pathetic.

by Vicky Vegas February 18, 2022

Jazz Apple

Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn

Hey, Tesco are doing a deal on jazz apples, they're half price!

by your mum gaming April 24, 2019

Silver Apple

The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.

"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"

"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"

by Manther's"R"Us December 6, 2011