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Whats your name

by thisiswhy. March 10, 2013
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powder your nose

Guy: How long has it been since you went to powder your nose?
Bob: Quite some time now
by teagreen March 31, 2008
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Fuck Your Shit

Fuck Your Shit- Like "Fuck You" , only used in more thought and depth. Used in strong disagreement , anger or dislike.

Fuck what you think, fuck what you have, fuck what you need, fuck what you want, fuck what you are, what you will be, where you've been.Everything to do with you and your issues.
Boss to employee- I need you to lie about what happened here. I can't tarnish my reputation for this, it'll be too much. My business will be fucked! You have to lie and take some of the responsibility for me.

Employee-Fuck Your shit !
by wishforwings December 21, 2010
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thumb your nose

A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Original motion created by placing ones thumb upon the side of their nose and pushing out as if giving thumbs up. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs.

Etymology: Originated in the 1640's in Vienna. Gained popularity when Shakespeare is said to have 'thumbed his nose' at Edmond Rostand.
Debbie asked Joe, "Did you just thumb your nose at me?"
by Will Edelstein February 16, 2006
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how's your father

According to Michael Kelly, a writer and historian in New Zealand, "the origin of the expression 'how's your father' can be traced back to Victorian times. In those days any man with a daughter was so protective of her virtue that he would take extraordinary measures to safeguard it. Unmarried girls would be kept within the bosom of their family as much as possible, chaperoned on excursions, and on those occasions when they were let out of bounds for social events, their fathers would often accompany them discreetly by hiding underneath their voluminous skirts ready to pounce on any man who transgressed the bounds of propriety.

However, a father with more than one daughter couldn't be everywhere at once. Thus, a suitor having a discreet vis-a-vis with his beloved would cautiously ascertain her father's whereabouts by asking, 'And how is your father?' If her father was currently under her skirts, she would glance downwards and reply, 'My father is very well, thank you, and as alert and vigorous as ever, and maintains his interest in rusty castrating implements.' Her beau would then say, 'I have always had the greatest respect for your father, and of course for you. Let us hold hands and think about the Queen for a while.' If, on the other hand, her father was elsewhere, she would reply, 'The mad old bastard is currently stationed between my sister Constance's thighs. Let us go into the garden and rut like stoats.'

Hence, 'How's your father' became a euphemism for you-know-what."
by BethBracken November 12, 2007
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Tulips on your organ

In prise of the BJ.... which is better than many other things....
What`s better than roses on your piano ? Tulips on your organ....
by Ruv March 19, 2005
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and bob's your uncle

Aussie slang term meaning "and there you go", "and then you're done", etc.
To make popsicles, just put juice in an ice tray, put a toothpick in each cell, put it in the freezer overnight, and bob's your uncle.
by korex December 29, 2003
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