spider dance

When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs

“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”

“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”

by perfectcussion April 8, 2021

Dancing Shiv

The best way to humiliate an opp, especially when wearing an orange hat and teabagging

'That guy just got dirtily dancing shived! What a fucking bitch!'

by Topshiver April 14, 2021

whale dance

When a dancer is crushed by a whale while performing

"Did you hear about the guy that had a whale dance"

by Crime_Pickle April 16, 2021

Star dance

The act of being able to have OBE, usually turning into a bird, and to be able to interact with other material objects human or not.

I think I star danced last night.

by IYNOBLE April 24, 2021

square dancing

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4

I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 4, 2021

Run with the Bulls or Dance with One

1. An expression when someone is either a player or committed to someone else. 2. Having an interest in someone outside of your social circle, they don’t associate themselves with the crowd you’re familiar with.

Origins come from traditions in Spain where bulls are used to either fight in an arena or run with locals in a festivity.

“I either want to get with Jade or Heather, do you think I can get away with both?” “It’s either you run with the bulls or dance with one.”

by Toyvenus May 14, 2021

led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021