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Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.
“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared
by 3little3series November 5, 2020
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take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.
"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"
by rm84 October 2, 2020
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take it to the kneck

Eating , hungrily having food
by safety kev October 17, 2020
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Taking 5

When a group of teenagers plan to "kidnap" a boyband. Its based on the movie Taking 5 where two teenagers are crazy over a boyband and kidnap them. (Daniella Monet is in this movie) Usually the kidnapping that is planned is a fake plan.
"Hey we should pull a taking 5! after the One Dirction Concert"
"Yea! Lets do it! And lets watch the movie before too!"
by Larsmarsbars July 7, 2012
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Take this back a tac

Coin phrasing for stepping back and evaluating a situation.
"Sir, before you full steam this boat, consider taking this back a tac. At full speed the damage will be terminal!"

After careful consideration, the editor decided to ask the proposal writer to take things back a tac when character amounts were on overload.

"B, I know you're realin' but, take this back a tac! There may be more happening here than subject realization. A phone call would have sufficed. IDK, . . .Maybe even hittin' up some shows or game day. I don't know whether to hug em or find a 5lb fresh water fish while screaming 'flopadop,' for going overboard. Whenever y'all figure it out, Lemme know!"

Jody: If you love her man, take this back a tac. Tell her! She didn't know about it and that's not fare to any of you. You need BFA? Tell her!
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taking contact

How a Marine or soldier verbally communicates getting shot at. Generally in a firefight, generally with a description of the incident.
Keep your head down bro, we've been taking contact from that mosque for the last 2 hours.

The last time we took contact was when we rolled by that hadji market last tuesday
by TOW Gunner August 2, 2012
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Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.
Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011
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