Tom Holland

The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web

If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow

by The Scrimpiest Daddy March 2, 2022

Tommed

Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.

Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.

by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022

lil tom tom

Lil Tom Tom the realest. Lil tom tom goes on world tour with his fans and is a billionaire. He has the best rapper in the universe and has over 14 million followers.

Have you seen Lil tom tom, he's so cool.

by xxmagical March 4, 2022

Tom Hoe-man

Nickname used by the frontline boarder patrol Tom Holman, the Trump-appointed Boarder Czar.

There goes Tom Hoe-man, prostituting himself like a common ‘Hoe’ in order to curry favor with Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud January 29, 2026

Tom Sneddon

A cold man.

Tom Sneddon is a cold man.

by euphem1sm February 12, 2026

Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.

“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”

by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026

Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.

“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”

by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026