douche bag

People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!
boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "
by Mandi January 28, 2004
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douche nozzle

when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle
by Maak Young January 03, 2008
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douche cloud

when a large bunch of douche bags pool their resources in one area in order to inflict their douchiness upon unsuspecting, hard-working, non-douche bags.
I ran into a massive douche cloud at that gig in France.
by paddy o'humble December 09, 2010
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Giant Douche Bag

Think of your typical Douche Bag and add a tad more douchebaggery.
Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.
by Lizard Eater December 15, 2008
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douche-tit

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)
The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!

Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!

What a douche-tit!
by Michael Antkowiak December 12, 2005
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Douche bag

one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.
by S-Factor612 August 02, 2008
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douche cake

Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.
Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.
by jdubya April 02, 2008
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