Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 03, 2016

Crack booty

A girl that might or may not be a crack head who is skinny and has a small ass that looks good in jeans or yoga pants. This girl looks hella good and has the right curves, but is not for chubby chasers

Damn that girl might be skinny, but she gotta crack booty

by Adrian pussy slayer March 02, 2023

Ezra's Crack

A thing that you sniff and is filled with pics of Wren and D'Arcy.

I want to sniff Ezra's crack!

by 67R5487 March 13, 2024

crickity crack my neck is wack

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way

Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack

by Lucasbiggay268 October 02, 2018

Your cracks

Disgusting, hysterical,a complete failure.

Your cracks disgust me

by Hsfsgsuw October 22, 2020

Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"

by Big Shaq's Mum December 02, 2021

sandy crack

When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.

Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!

by [e-mail] May 11, 2016