A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
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If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025
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Get the straight cheese curding mug.To purse an idea, goal, or dream even if the odds are against you. Having no doubts and worries of the outcome. Being confident enough to take action towards one's desires. Can be written as st8 rips for short hand.
"I took a straight rip when I moved out here, I have no regrets it's been awesome ever since."
"Jeff did so many straight rips on his work, now it's being recognized in Times magazine"
"I kept fumbling on getting my business started, but all that really matters is that I tried and I would have never known the outcome if I didn't do straight rips."
"Jeff did so many straight rips on his work, now it's being recognized in Times magazine"
"I kept fumbling on getting my business started, but all that really matters is that I tried and I would have never known the outcome if I didn't do straight rips."
by Poggz September 23, 2022
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Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.
by matkap March 15, 2021
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by m999999999m November 14, 2021
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