No Slap-Ass September

The whole month of September you can’t slap someone’s ass

Sorry dude I can’t slap your ass it’s “ No Slap-Ass September”

by Emkkk July 2, 2021

Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!

1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"

by Durm November 22, 2021

Jiggy Willy slap

When someone is agitated and or angered thus resorting to physical violence, by slapping the opponent in the face.

Will and Jonathon lost their s#*t and the Jiggy Willy slap was the end result!

by cray-kray-crazy March 29, 2023

Slap nut slut

A BBW who likes slapping the nuts of other guys wink wink

Hey that huge girl is a slap nut slut

by Big pappy1 November 13, 2018

Carolina slap mouth

When you and a friend are alone and slap each other with your dick until one gets hard

Jimmy let’s play Carolina slap mouth to see who goes first

by Niggar 34 February 25, 2019

Slap 'n Hug

To consciously alternate between socially rewarding and punishing in interaction with another person in order to manipulate their emotional state and thus behaviour.

She really did a Slap 'n Hug on that guy, he never knew she was controlling his every move with a smile or an angry tone.

by EasyDragon February 19, 2019