Simp

Someone who really, really, REALLY, likes someone. It might be weird, it might be strange, but... No, it's totally weird. I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable if someone 'simps' on you.

There are also squirrels in my pants.

Person one: Do you like or simp for her?
Person two: Simp-
Person one: Please stay away from me

by RoseIsANinja November 18, 2020

simp

to admire someone for their unique qualities

i'm simping for anna, she's awesome!

by IsaiahJTurner April 27, 2022

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

Simp

Orion.

if you're called Orion, you're most definitely a simp.

by skjfsbesjhfs March 24, 2021

Simp

A kid who goes all out for pussy but never gets it. He skips hanging out with the boys to be with the girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly know with the name Stefán

Frend: Hey Stefán what are You doing

Stefán: Im simping

Frend: Omfg You son of a simp

by Stefán Breki July 15, 2020

Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player

Man… Chad is such a Simp

by Roslynbaseball12 June 3, 2022

Simp

People named Andrew

Hey guys did you hear about Andrew being a Simp?

by Andrew Zamora September 28, 2020