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Seagull Syndrome

The me, my, mine-centered entitlement mentality that has spawned to become commonplace in the 21st century culture. Drawing it's clever name from the movie "Finding Nemo", the term dares to compare our natural, selfish, human instincts to those of a greedy, gobbling seagull who is only bent on finding it's next meal.
seagull syndrome
1. unwillingness to share, selfish tendencies, misplaced entitlement

2. moody neglect, childish behavior,

3. impatience,
by harpandclay March 18, 2014
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spoiled syndrome

commonly known as Dat Syndrome , spoil, or Dime Fever is a mental illness that refers to attractive Females , attention whores, and females who think they are attractive but really just get attention for being a smut. the root of this disorder originates from the perceived notion that She is a so called bad bitch, or dime piece based on the amount of attention the so called thirsty niggaz give her. the diminished emotional responsiveness to a positive encounter or positive compliment occurs when an emotional compliment such as "you are beautiful " are repeatedly evoked in situations in which the action tendency that is associated with the emotion proves irrelevant. the direct result of this correlates to a female who becomes desensitized to all compliments given to her and ignores all advances unless she is sexually aroused by or sexually attracted to that that individual. Anyone giving her attention who does not meet the demand of sexual arousal or attractiveness will be labeled a thirsty nigga even if he is genuine with his approach or compliment.
this illness can be viewed on social media by woman who often complain about how hard it is finding a good guy or real man. not realizing they probably passed on the good guy while lusting over someone such as Jeremy Meeks. other signs are woman who are single for long periods of time often into old age growing human like attachments to their pet cats due to lack of human affection often times called cat lady
nigga 1 : yo you talk to that chick on IG last night son?

nigga 2: yeahhh man but you know she got Spoiled Syndrome you know hella niggaz hawkin her page n shit.

nigga 1: truee!! trueee!! i feel u my nigga bad bitchz be having that Dime Fever.

nigga 2: word is bond kid! But ayo wassup wit dat thot dat be posting all the smut ass pics on twitter she such a attention whore smh but u hit it yet?.

nigga1: Naw i ant hit son . tell me how she Spoil n dont even look good. shit only reason I wanted to hit is cuz my nigga Jeremy Meeks said she gave him dat bomb ass head during his conjugal ya dig!

nigga2: damn thats crazy i ant know she gave dat nigga top she be talking hella shit on twitter about how she cant find a good man and how hard it is being lonely n yet she beastin over niggaz in jail lol BUT that’s none of my business on da Kermit the frog tip

nigga1: its all good kid you know all these bitchz guna be on some lonely cat lady shit soon anyway . plus u know we dont love these hoes .

nigga 2: true these hoes ant loyal and if they look good you know they got Dat Syndrome now a days. boy I tell you these thirsty mcgirsty niggaz fucked up the game but anyway tell your wifey n the kids i said HI im about to dip outa here

nigga1: they sure did fuck it up these kanye west captain save a hoe ass niggaz but Aight no doubt my G tell ya girl i said hi too ... peace kid!

nigga2: word up son these never fucked a bitch before u was rich niggaz smh but aight my nigga 100 .
by Sexy Superficial Slut June 26, 2014
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"and furthermore" syndrome

Refers to the abrasive and horridly-destructive mindset that is all-too-often adopted by someone with authority/influence (parent/guardian, schoolteacher/principal, policeman/judge, owner/caretaker of a large and/or fancy estate, etc.), whereby he blatantly/impatiently disregards common sense or basic compassion regarding the everyday necessities/difficulties/incapabilities of the less fortunate/affluent/physically-fit mortals in the world, while at the same time needlessly and unjustly "throwing his weight around" or "flexing his muscles" in an additionally-injurious manner. So, not only will he refuse reasonable requests to assist/ease the burdens of a timid "underdog", but he will then "add insult to injury" by irritably/gruffly PILING ON one or more ADDITIONAL agonizingly-arduous stipulations/restrictions onto the trembling help-seeker, so that this unfortunate wretch will now be even WORSE off than he was before!
One should be extremely wary about asking someone of substance/power for advice or assistance, since many such "upper crust" individuals tend to be afflicted with "and furthermore" syndrome... not only may they flippantly brush off your request for help, but they likely will then also grumble, "And furthermore --- I don't want you to do such-and-such anymore", or "I am sick and tired of your not doing such-and-such like everyone else does, so you're to start doing so immediately", which of course will just make you burdened/agonized all the more, especially if the retracted privilege is something that you vitally need just to survive or remain sane.
by QuacksO November 29, 2016
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Down syndrome

Yo have you heard of down syndrome Hes hella trash
by Thatpnoy December 3, 2018
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Puppy syndrome

When you make out with someone in a club, and they don't fucking leave you alone all fucking night. They follow you around, everywhere, with puppy eyes, expecting to kinda fucking marry you.
Hey girl, I just kissed you, I'ma follow you around, holding your hand and all, cuz they have fuckin puppy syndrome.
by Davidgman August 7, 2017
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Begum Syndrome

Symptoms: Having friends one day then not having any the next day.
Unknown cause

Likely also observed with random lisps which don’t match conventional lisp pattern. I.e. one would say schtay as opposed stay.

Not to be confused with Shamima Begum syndrome which involves fleeing to Syria then wanting to return without any remorse or sympathy.
Dude 1: “Damn that girl talks funny and she’s a bit weird uno”
Dude 2: “Stop bro! She suffers from Begum syndrome”
Dude 1: “Arrrrr makes sense, of course!”
by ItsYourGirlShagufta March 14, 2019
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Woah syndrome

When someone yells "Woah" during a quiet scene in a movie.
*watching Star Wars Last Jeddi in theaters*
*Vice Admiral Holdo crashes ship*
Bob in the third row- "Wooooaaahhh"

Jack- "does he have woah syndrome?"
by NotBraden January 1, 2019
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