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Puppy syndrome

When you make out with someone in a club, and they don't fucking leave you alone all fucking night. They follow you around, everywhere, with puppy eyes, expecting to kinda fucking marry you.

Hey girl, I just kissed you, I'ma follow you around, holding your hand and all, cuz they have fuckin puppy syndrome.

by Davidgman August 7, 2017