Ryan

Simp

Ryan: I simped
Guy 1: We know
Guy 2: You won't ever have sex with her

by Ryanbesimpindoe February 14, 2020

ryan

A Ryan tends to have a square of triangular shapped head they are very short and noticable.
They are extremly unfunny and cant take a joke.
A Ryan has a ear pearcingly high pitched voice and unbearable jokes.
A Ryans family usually consists of a gender confused mum a skin head dad and a brother who had a massive forhead.
Ryans tend to find someone and never leave them alone.
If you see a ryan.RUN.

Anne Frank"ew what is that short annoying thing"
Jimmy Savile"Thats a ryan not even i would fuck that"

by SEXY PUB February 16, 2020

Ryan

SO DANG HOT.LOVE HIM. LOVE HIS EYES. FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM INSTANTLY.

"HEY RYAN" "SUP MOTHER FUCKER"

by ponylover100 February 16, 2020

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

Ryan

A nice man but can be fat. He is very caring and LOVES to play with his pets. He has luscious brown hair and nice dark eyes. He hopes to get a girl one day but fails girl after girl. Everybody wants to be Ryan because he is the hottest hunk of meat ever created.

Ryan is sooooo CUTE!

by PixelGMR February 26, 2020

ryan

a pussy ads bich who thinks he can fight but he cant. slang for bitch

hey is that ryan

yeah thats the kid that says that he can beat everybody up

by urmomgay69XxX February 26, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is generally a simp who obsesses over women he can never get

You that dawg ryan is a simp

by boof.com February 27, 2020