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Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
by Brian and Eli forevs February 2, 2018
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reverse follow

psychological trick used on ones self to feel less creepy about following a woman
steve- hey tom what did you do today
tom- well i got reverse followed by this lady for like 3 hours
by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013
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Uno Reverse Card

A meme card is based on a card game called uno, Under the official Uno rules, when an Uno reverse card is played, the direction of play is reversed. If the play was going clockwise, it now goes counter-clockwise and vice versa and so it become meme which called "resist" or "no u"
Person 1: bro have you seen Joe?
Person 2: what's Joe? <--using Uno Reverse Card
Person 1: who's Joe* <still didn't realize he has made a giant no u mistake
Person 2: JOE MAMA (cannot resist by saying who Joe mama anymore)
Person 1:*think again of what he did in his life*
by Ruser March 17, 2022
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reverse coronation

an operation, done alive or dead, where one removes the top half of the skull and removes the brain.
yourmom - "yo dude. did you hear what happened to Zakp?"
yourdad - "no."
yourmom - "someone did A reverse coronation"
by GrimCorn February 14, 2021
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the reverse mary

It consists of the member without a penis of the relationship hanging upside down from the beam of an abandoned building and sucking the member with a penis of the relationship until he cums.

optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest

ps: gypsies and lesbians no
WoW! Mary eats my dick again! The reverse Mary IS real!!
by BahfhabanzkKka2 February 25, 2025
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reversity

The use of overly-diverse stock photography within marketing campaigns despite the lack of actual diversity within the targeted demographic.

Often marked by the complete absence of white people.

The ultimate in reverse discrimination within the advert biz.
"Tanner, did you see the hodge-podge group of ethnicities that will benefit from reading that mutual funds brochure?"

"I did indeed, Tyler. But why does it seem that white people never retire?"

"Sounds like a case of reversity to me, brah."
by Reversity Marketing Group December 26, 2011
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Reverse Minstrel

The act of releasing spunk on an african-american woman's face.
Patrick: Yo eric wat did u do last nite?
Eric: Not much, Tanisha was over and I gave her the reverse minstrel
Patrick: Dayummm
by jizzilla October 14, 2012
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