Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
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by concon15 October 29, 2021
mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born
by bigbrian42069 September 20, 2019
A potato fart is a wet and smelly fart that leaks out of your anus and it could actually be quite painful and it’s called a potato fart cause it smells like a really rotten potato. It leaks out of you big sexy anus and is followed by lots of shit.
by I eat dirt May 09, 2022
The theory that potato's are like whore's in that they're ugly things that people like to "do" stuff with just like sluts
Uck, Mark is in love with Christa, she lays a guy every day but she's uglier than ape shit.
Dude potato effect blows.
Dude potato effect blows.
by awesomepichickeninja November 23, 2010
Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.
Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019