penis hair

The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse

Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair

by Dave Budd September 30, 2007

Penis Puff

A penis that has been stuffed to its filling point and is about to explode but cant. It is usualy purple and slightly enlarged.

Jennie:"Pull that thing out of me its getting really tight with your Penis Puff"
Jack:"sorry"

by Horatio Loctus March 16, 2007

jesus penis

a phrase yelled not spoken when taken by surprise or pissed off.

Player1: (frags opponent on COD4)"YEAAAHH"
Player2: "JESUS PENIS"

by Ollie from the Mist March 30, 2008

pizza penis

An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.

It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?

by geordie Claire May 31, 2006

your penis

is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D

me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis

by hakin commie May 20, 2018

penis cheese

See: Smegma

Yo... I never thought he would be the type of guy to not take care of penis cheese, must suck not being curcumcised.

by Jody Hoagland is a fat whore August 9, 2003

Penis Goblin

Creature that loves the cock and makes a "Bluh Bluh Bluh" sound.

Mike is such a penis goblin when he runs around looking for dick going "Bluh Bluh Bluh".

by TheDefinitionOfAwesome September 16, 2010